Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
