Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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