That's intense
Is it because I queefed?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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