so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We need to get me chipped asap
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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