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say what?
wanna hang out?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Randomize