Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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