whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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