Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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