I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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