5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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