areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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