when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Acid is not a monday night drug
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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