What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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