I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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