i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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