I swear she didn't look like that last week.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
