we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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