who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
FUCK WHALES
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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