Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
