He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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