I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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