I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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