I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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