So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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