dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
just found out that she named her cat after me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
