How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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