Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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