some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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