I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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