I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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