Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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