I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Randomize
