doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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