Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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