i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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