I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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