I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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