You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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