What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
