HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
