I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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