Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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