just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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