if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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