yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He has the fingertips of a God
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