All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. đź’€
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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