these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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