i think i have two assholes
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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