i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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