apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Woke up backwards on a recliner
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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