Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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