It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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