it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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