even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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