he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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