I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
smell my finger.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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