She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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