I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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