oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Pooping to opera.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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